Become leader of the Alpaca
The point of Alpaca Evolution is an odd one: You must slowly (and bizarrely) absorb all the Alpacas in your herd.
After you add you reach a certain point goal, your Alpaca morphs into a progressively more grotesque beast.
Unfortunately, Alpacas repopulate at an incredibly slow rate and each is only worth three points. This is particularly daunting when you must score 200 points in order to evolve.
Unlike other kitsch games that require some skill, this game is a lame attempt at cashing in.